@James *******
yep just waiting for this reply !!
I have answered the same question a few times now...with the same outcome of doubt and disbelief.
I can assure you and any other administrators, experts, top contributors or whatever, that I applied in the UK for a DTV by submitting my application and proof of acceptance at a Thai language school in Bangkok, which I have been attending for the last month , and got, within 10 days my DTV.