Can freelancers in Thailand open a Wise account for receiving payments and getting a virtual card?

The sexpat is clearly you. I’m married with kids. I don’t go looking for young Asian chicks because I can’t find white chicks back home.

then no since Wise Cards in Thailand are not offered

You can probably open an account while in Thailand.

But if Thailand is the country listed as your main country in Wise, you will not be able to get a card, as Wise does not offer cards to Thai residents.

You need a Wise account registered in a supported country to get a physical card.

You should be able to get a virtual card though.

ThoughtfulLychee5096 for that if it was me, due to your circumstances I'd contact one of those Thai places for expats to help with TM30 and Visa's etc. but it's kinda a virtual account so anything you do with Wise doesn't get recorded and fed to your tax agent in your country (that's what it's like for me in Australia), but I'm a tax resident still coz my income comes into my Aus bank account and then I transfer to Wise and withdraw at ATM or use the card wherever it's accepted without a currency conversion fee. The max limit for withdrawal via Wise card at ATM is around $5K USD per month.