Okay, as has been pointed out the easiest way to get a 6 month stay would be to actually BUY a 6 month METV <- multi-entry tourist visa from the thai consulate in London BEFORE you wing your way here.
You can post your application there as well.
Here's how you apply for a visa by post
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