For better or worse I will be going back to the USA in the next couple of days. I have been here for 8 years. I plan to spend as little time as possible in the US and come back here to Thailand.
Any thoughts, words of wisdom, cautions, suggestions? Things I should do before I leave? Things I need to do while I am there?
TLDR : Answer Summary
The user is preparing to return to the USA after spending 8 years in Thailand and is seeking advice on what to do before leaving and while in the USA. The community responses include humorous suggestions, warnings about safety and expenses in the USA, advice on obtaining a re-entry permit and Thailand Pass, and reminders about potential cultural shocks. Overall, the comments reflect a mixture of lighthearted banter and practical advice regarding the transition.