Bob D'Andrea The residence certificate as
@John *********
says is the only thing that could take more than a day depending on where you are.
SIM-card needs to be registered to your passport, not your TM30.
The money being in the account for 2 months also happens AFTER you get the account, not before you even have the account.
So the only real struggle is how long the residence certificate will take, and finding a bank that will let you open a account with the visa you fly in with. ( Non-O or Non-OA in this case )