What countries (near Thailand) are offering the fastest processing times?

When it was in-person applications, Taiwan was known for being speedy.

Now that everyone is using the e-Visa system, where should they go?

I have nothing against spending a week in Vietnam, Malaysia, Laos, or Cambodia. I'd still prefer a fast turnaround that's hassle-free. But I'd prefer it NOT to be two weeks or longer!

Thanks in advance,

John

PS Not dead nor related to the actor but I will entertain your jokes.